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Zubli Zainordin Places A View Of Some Women On Why Men Need Not In Marriage


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I HOPE THE BABY DANCES FOR YOU

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here’s an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get
a little sausage.

Men are like….

1. Men are like ..Laxatives

….. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like … Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ….Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.

6. Men are like ..Commercials ….. You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores …. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ……Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to
mature.

9. Men are like …. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms … You never know when they’re coming, how
many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ……. Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know !!!!!!!!!!

You Got Served!

You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen
to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the
biggest shock in your life if you break this you will not be cursed but
good luck will not come your way for the next year Everyone can use some
fun and Good Luck so Send this to 5 people in 15min

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